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Loup-garou · #1 Post by **Loup-garou** » Tue Dec 28, 2021 12:49 pm

I listen to I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue and I've always thought that "Misquotes" would make a good round.

The thoughts I had are along the lines of "If music be the stuff of love ...... Get out your instrument!

Every dog will have his day of diarrhoea,

It'll all be over after Christmas, or

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bus shelter.

Edgy humour there ............... What .............. Too soon?

Anyway, have you got any ideas on quotes or sayings that can be twisted/cannibalize?

Char · #2 Post by **Char** » Tue Dec 28, 2021 1:24 pm

Lightning never strikes mice

Norfolkngood · #3 Post by **Norfolkngood** » Tue Dec 28, 2021 2:01 pm

The early bird catches Covid.

If you can’t beat them, what’s the point of teaching ?

Char · #4 Post by **Char** » Tue Dec 28, 2021 2:06 pm

Does a bear shit on the pope?

Norfolkngood · #5 Post by **Norfolkngood** » Tue Dec 28, 2021 6:47 pm

One small step for man, one giant leap for Ronnie Corbett.

Char · #6 Post by **Char** » Tue Dec 28, 2021 6:49 pm

You can't teach an old leopard new spots

Norfolkngood · #7 Post by **Norfolkngood** » Wed Dec 29, 2021 7:13 am

One swallow doesn’t make an orgy….

Loup-garou · #8 Post by **Loup-garou** » Wed Dec 29, 2021 10:07 am

Many a mickle makes no sense whatsoever.

You can't make an omelette without breaking wind.

Norfolkngood · #9 Post by **Norfolkngood** » Thu Dec 30, 2021 3:13 pm

Cleanliness is next to impossible.

Char · #10 Post by **Char** » Thu Jan 06, 2022 6:59 pm

A rolling stone is the best form of defence

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