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#1621 Post by Blaze »

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#1622 Post by RobertArthur »

Missing link in the Bayeux Tapestry.



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#1623 Post by niemeyjt »

I decided to ring the NHS Help Line for drug advice.

The recorded message told me to press the hash key.
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#1624 Post by Bayleaf »

Feels like it some days! :lol:
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#1625 Post by niemeyjt »

One for the ladies . . .

"No one told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately."
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#1626 Post by ajm »

My wife asked me what is the female equivalent of a man cave. Apparently the kitchen was not the right answer. Hospital food is ok.
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#1628 Post by niemeyjt »

Our local "roadkill restaurant" is advertising three courses of badger for £18.

Badger soup followed by roast badger and a badger sorbet.

There's no choice - it's a sett menu.
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#1630 Post by niemeyjt »

I used to live a stone's throw away from a family who all died mysteriously of head injuries.
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