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Two silly cat related jokes?
Just got back from A&E, took the cats medication by mistake this morning, don't ask meow.
Strimming the garden today I didn't know the kitten was in the long grass, strimmer took it's tail right off and it was still moving, luckily Tesco's was still open so took it there and they sorted it,
Why Tesco's?
Because they are the biggest retailer in the country.
Just got back from A&E, took the cats medication by mistake this morning, don't ask meow.
Strimming the garden today I didn't know the kitten was in the long grass, strimmer took it's tail right off and it was still moving, luckily Tesco's was still open so took it there and they sorted it,
Why Tesco's?
Because they are the biggest retailer in the country.
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Well that's the cooker clock re-set. Now for the car.....

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I was really quite proud of my ability to change the car clock without looking at the manual. It only took 8 years 

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I leave the clock in one of my cars, it’s right for six months of the year.Quiksilver wrote: ↑Tue Apr 02, 2024 7:39 pm I was really quite proud of my ability to change the car clock without looking at the manual. It only took 8 years![]()
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Same hereDominicBest wrote: ↑Tue Apr 02, 2024 10:14 pmI leave the clock in one of my cars, it’s right for six months of the year.Quiksilver wrote: ↑Tue Apr 02, 2024 7:39 pm I was really quite proud of my ability to change the car clock without looking at the manual. It only took 8 years![]()