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#2221 Post by niemeyjt »

I just have received a text off my boss. "Send me one of your funny jokes" he said.

"I can't", I said, "I'm working"

"That was fantastic, send me another" he replied.
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#2222 Post by niemeyjt »

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#2223 Post by A.N.Other »

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#2224 Post by niemeyjt »

Scam warning - There are some counterfeit Mr Kipling products going around.

The Police say they're exceedingly good fakes.
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#2225 Post by niemeyjt »

The local hair salon was broken into overnight and all the stock was stolen.

Police are now combing the area.
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#2226 Post by Bayleaf »

You lads! :roll: :lol:
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#2227 Post by Lori »

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#2228 Post by niemeyjt »

maybe more apt for the "What's a woman" thread, but here we go . . .

My new girlfriend is adamant that a small willy is nothing to worry about . . . but I'd still much rather she didn't have one at all.
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#2229 Post by niemeyjt »

During my last prostate exam I asked my doctor where I should put my pants.

"Over there next to mine" was not the answer I was expecting.
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#2230 Post by niemeyjt »

One for Bayleaf, and other lefties . . .

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