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#2351 Post by niemeyjt »

My boss is threatening to sack the person with the worst seating posture.

I have a hunch it may be me.
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#2352 Post by Bayleaf »

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#2353 Post by niemeyjt »

I bought a wooden box at the car boot sale at the weekend - but I can't see how to open it.

It was really cheap though - so I thought there must be a catch.
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#2354 Post by niemeyjt »

I just downloaded an app on my phone that identifies trees by their resin.

It is called What Sap.
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#2355 Post by niemeyjt »

As I get older I think about all the people I've lost over the years . . .

Maybe being the guide at Hampton Court maze wasn't the best career for me.
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#2356 Post by Bayleaf »

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#2357 Post by OTBC »

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#2358 Post by niemeyjt »

For the last week I have had a recurrent dream that I am riding a horse whilst dressed in a full suit of armour.

It's been seven knights on the trot now.
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#2360 Post by A.N.Other »

I went into Anne Summers to buy some sexy knickers for my wife.
I asked "are they satin"?

"No" said the assistant, "they are all new"!
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