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niemeyjt
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by niemeyjt »
Or their birth certificate is a letter of apology from the Durex factory.
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ajm
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by ajm »
Immediately after the BBC's coverage of the budget there is an edition of "Escape to the country". perhaps the 'to ' should be changed to 'from'

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Bayleaf
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by Bayleaf »
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niemeyjt
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by niemeyjt »
Not to mention deja moo - feeling you've heard this bull before
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Bayleaf
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by Bayleaf »
Grumpy Halloween ideas in the UK .....
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niemeyjt
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by niemeyjt »
For the horsey folks . . .
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ajm
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by ajm »
On my application for an Australian visa it asked if I had a criminal record. I replied that I didn't know you still needed one.
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niemeyjt
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by niemeyjt »
I've got a Police record - Roxanne.
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Hotrodder
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by Hotrodder »
I've never actually been arrested or convicted but once had a 50 state warant out for my arrest.
Does that count?
On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.
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Nomoss
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by Nomoss »
I knew someone who, when completing forms, when he came to "Sex", put "Yes please"
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