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#2501 Post by niemeyjt »

Or their birth certificate is a letter of apology from the Durex factory.

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#2502 Post by ajm »

Immediately after the BBC's coverage of the budget there is an edition of "Escape to the country". perhaps the 'to ' should be changed to 'from' :crazy:

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#2504 Post by niemeyjt »

Not to mention deja moo - feeling you've heard this bull before

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#2505 Post by Bayleaf »

Grumpy Halloween ideas in the UK .....
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#2506 Post by niemeyjt »

For the horsey folks . . .

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#2507 Post by ajm »

On my application for an Australian visa it asked if I had a criminal record. I replied that I didn't know you still needed one.

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#2508 Post by niemeyjt »

I've got a Police record - Roxanne.

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#2509 Post by Hotrodder »

I've never actually been arrested or convicted but once had a 50 state warant out for my arrest.
Does that count?
On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.

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#2510 Post by Nomoss »

I knew someone who, when completing forms, when he came to "Sex", put "Yes please"

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