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#2981 Post by widge »

Nomoss wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2026 5:38 pm
A.N.Other wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2026 5:29 pm Out of curiosity how much is SP95 in France at the mo?

Cheapest around me is currently €1.519 up from €1.327 on Monday.
I use E85 Ethanol in both our cars, that has gone up from 79cents to 90cents in a local garage, which considering well over 90% of ethanol is home grown here in france, it is taking the piss a bit.

https://www.prix-carburants.gouv.fr/

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#2982 Post by Lori »

widge wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2026 5:54 pm Out of curiosity how much is SP95 in France at the mo?
I paid 1.734 per litre today at Auchan. Up from 1.689 about a week ago. No lines at any of the local stations today.

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#2983 Post by Blaze »

OH just paid 1,76 a litre at Intermarché. No queues.

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#2984 Post by exile »

widge wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2026 5:54 pm
Nomoss wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2026 5:38 pm
A.N.Other wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2026 5:29 pm Out of curiosity how much is SP95 in France at the mo?

Cheapest around me is currently €1.519 up from €1.327 on Monday.
I use E85 Ethanol in both our cars, that has gone up from 79cents to 90cents in a local garage, which considering well over 90% of ethanol is home grown here in france, it is taking the piss a bit.

https://www.prix-carburants.gouv.fr/
I understand the annoyance but the price of most fuels are linked internationally through world markets and since petrol - from non-French sources - goes up in price, so ethanol - irrespective of its production country - goes up in price, since it can replace petrol to smaller or larger quantities.


It is why, for example, fracking in the UK will not in itself reduce the price of gas - although there are some on the extreme right who might have you believe differently.

The fact that a fuel is produced at the bottom of your garden, does not mean that it must automatically be delivered to you at reduced cost, when the same producer can sell it into the international market at a higher price.

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#2985 Post by Spectrum »

Talk about thread drift, fuel prices are no joke.

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#2986 Post by Bayleaf »

Spectrum wrote: Sat Mar 07, 2026 7:08 am Talk about thread drift, fuel prices are no joke.
Came here to say that - had to check the name of the topic, as I was confused!
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This is being nominated for tweet of the year!
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#2989 Post by ajm »

Blaze wrote: Sat Mar 07, 2026 9:29 am 646861592_1332775212209901_8876359909016000495_n.jpg
Sorry but who is it supposed to be?

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ajm wrote: Sat Mar 07, 2026 11:45 am Sorry but who is it supposed to be?
Melenchon, former deputé and currently the driving force behind LFI (the political party La France Insoumise), the radical lefties - a Trotskyist if you like. He's a rabble-rouser and constantly in the French news when there are any large demos going on.

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