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#441 Post by Char »

^^ :lol:

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#442 Post by niemeyjt »

I'm just back from the doctor.

I dropped a box of Kleenex on my foot and apparently I have got soft tissue damage.
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#443 Post by Hotrodder »

Be careful with soft toilet tissues then.
On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.
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#444 Post by Quiksilver »

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#446 Post by niemeyjt »

I've been reading Lord Of The Rings. Apparently, Gollum was once a normal man, but wearing the ring drained him of his youth, his energy and any joy in his life.

I am now wondering if it's the same ring I put on when I got married.
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#447 Post by Quiksilver »

I visited a monastery and observed a monk frying chips.
I asked: Are you the friar?
He replied: No I’m the chip monk. :oops:
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#448 Post by Ford Focus »

Quiksilver wrote: ↑Fri Jan 28, 2022 7:55 pm I visited a monastery and observed a monk frying chips.
I asked: Are you the friar?
He replied: No I’m the chip monk. :oops:
The old ones are the best ones Quiksilver! :clap:
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#449 Post by Quiksilver »

Note to self-
Don’t sit on the floor, unless you have a plan on how to get back up :D
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#450 Post by Polarengineer »

Long johns are not for the weak of bladder
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