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#461 Post by niemeyjt »

When I walk to my local pub it takes me 5 minutes to get there. When I walk home it takes between 45 minutes and 1 hour. The difference is truly staggering.
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#463 Post by Nomoss »

Speaking of road signs, there's a new one in Ireland
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#465 Post by Hotrodder »

Is it me or is that cat really creepy looking? :?
On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.
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#466 Post by Bayleaf »

Some angles of some breeds can look a bit spooky! :lol:

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#467 Post by niemeyjt »

I was in the supermarket when an attractive lady came up to me and said 'You're the father of one of my children'.

I frantically wracked my brain.

I said 'Were you the stripper that came to my stag-do who stripped me, bent me over the snooker table and slapped me with a wet lettuce leaf?'

She said 'No, I'm a teacher. Your little boy is in my class.'
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#468 Post by basquesteve »

They have just discoverer a new bury ground of an ancient king in the valley of the kings its caused great excitement as it is a new unknown method of preservation Chocolate and Hazel nuts after deep research its found to be Pharaoh Roche
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#470 Post by niemeyjt »

With Valentine's Day in mind, I am getting Mrs N some Roses. How many should I give her? Or should I just give her the tin?
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