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#522 Post by niemeyjt »

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

Don't know and don't care.

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#523 Post by niemeyjt »

My granny always taught me "Don't put all your eggs in one basket".

She was a lovely lady - but a nightmare to go shopping with.

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#524 Post by niemeyjt »

As I get older, I have learned two important things in life.

I cannot remember the first, but the second is that I need to start writing things down in case I forget.

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#525 Post by niemeyjt »

Breaking News:

The Queen is in Windsor Castle with Covid 19.

Meanwhile, Prince Andrew is in Royal Lodge with Jennifer 14.

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#526 Post by Bayleaf »

niemeyjt wrote: Sun Feb 20, 2022 3:27 pm Breaking News:

The Queen is in Windsor Castle with Covid 19.

Meanwhile, Prince Andrew is in Royal Lodge with Jennifer 14.
You'll be sent to the Tower with jokes like that! :lol: :lol:

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#527 Post by Quiksilver »

2 fish in a tank, one says to the other "Can you drive this thing?" :D

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#528 Post by Quiksilver »

Engineers have made a car that can run on Parsley.
Now they are hoping that they can make buses and trains run on thyme.

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#530 Post by niemeyjt »

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked the man why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said "I am a Father".

The little boy replied "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that".

The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many".

The boy said "My Dad has 4 boys and 4 girls and he doesn't wear his collar that way!".

The priest, getting impatient, said "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should put your trousers on backwards instead of your collar".

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