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#591 Post by niemeyjt »

Char wrote: ↑Fri Mar 11, 2022 2:06 pmThey obviously listened to Gavin Williamson :angel:
Oy! It's SIR Gavin Williamson now you know. Show him the deference he deserves.
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#592 Post by Char »

niemeyjt wrote: ↑Fri Mar 11, 2022 3:23 pm Show him the deference he deserves.
I can't I'd have to ban myself. :angel:
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#593 Post by Quiksilver »

My Grandad always said "The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more"
Great bloke...




Terrible anaesthetist... :D
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#594 Post by niemeyjt »

Two lads just left school and went for a job in the Police Force. They turn up at the local nick for the interview.

The first one goes in and the Inspector asks him what was his favourite subject at school. Thinking quickly he replied " RE ".

"Right then" says the Inspector "who killed Jesus Christ?"

"No idea" was the reply.

"Well go away and don't come back until you know".

Off he goes and on the way out he bumps into his mate on the way in for his interview who asks "How did it go?"

The first lad replies "Fantastic I'm on a murder case already".
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#598 Post by niemeyjt »

Meanwhile, I'm in trouble again with Mrs N.

Over the last few years I have bought her the iPhone, iPod, iBuds and iPad - she loved them.

This year I bought her the new iRon - and nothing but moans.
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I know times are hard, but can no-one afford knickers these days? :shock:
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#600 Post by niemeyjt »

aka The Penis Fly Trap
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