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#1002 Post by niemeyjt »

I delivered a load of bubble wrap to a factory this morning.

I asked the manager what he wanted me to do with it, he told me to pop it in the corner.

I've only just finished and my fingers are killing me!
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#1003 Post by niemeyjt »

I have a phobia for German sausages - I fear the Wurst.

They say that things in Germany are so bad everyone may have to eat just sausages and cheese - it is the Wurst-Käse scenario.
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the perfect marriage is that of a deaf man with a blind woman
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#1008 Post by niemeyjt »

The author of that cartoon is not Parisien I guess.

The ladies there in their furs wouldn't demean themselves to use a crotte bag - we used to have men with vacuum cleaners on motorbikes who went along the pavements every day sucking up the crottes.

Or maybe Parisiens have yet to fully evolve?
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#1009 Post by Hotrodder »

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Humanity landed on the moon over fifty years ago but it seems too much to ask for a reliable telephone/internet service in rural France.
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#1010 Post by niemeyjt »

Mrs N woke up the other morning and told me "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight." I said.

That evening, I came home with a beautifully wrapped package and gave it to her. Delighted, she opened it - it was a book called "The meaning of dreams."
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