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I delivered a load of bubble wrap to a factory this morning.
I asked the manager what he wanted me to do with it, he told me to pop it in the corner.
I've only just finished and my fingers are killing me!
I asked the manager what he wanted me to do with it, he told me to pop it in the corner.
I've only just finished and my fingers are killing me!
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The author of that cartoon is not Parisien I guess.
The ladies there in their furs wouldn't demean themselves to use a crotte bag - we used to have men with vacuum cleaners on motorbikes who went along the pavements every day sucking up the crottes.
Or maybe Parisiens have yet to fully evolve?
The ladies there in their furs wouldn't demean themselves to use a crotte bag - we used to have men with vacuum cleaners on motorbikes who went along the pavements every day sucking up the crottes.
Or maybe Parisiens have yet to fully evolve?
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Mrs N woke up the other morning and told me "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight." I said.
That evening, I came home with a beautifully wrapped package and gave it to her. Delighted, she opened it - it was a book called "The meaning of dreams."
"You'll know tonight." I said.
That evening, I came home with a beautifully wrapped package and gave it to her. Delighted, she opened it - it was a book called "The meaning of dreams."