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#991 Post by niemeyjt »

I married Mrs N for her looks - just not the ones she has been giving me recently.

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Aldi has just launched their Humpty Dumpty toy set. It comes with Aldi King's horses and Aldi King's men.
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#994 Post by ajm »

The New York Post is calling the ex president " Trumpty Dumpty". Brilliant :D
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A bus stops at a bus station. A train stops at a train station. On my desk is a workstation.
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Some people cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
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#999 Post by Blaze »

From the BBC website, one of the photos taken at the Cenotaph this morning :
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#1000 Post by ajm »

Blaze wrote: ↑Sun Nov 13, 2022 8:43 pm From the BBC website, one of the photos taken at the Cenotaph this morning :

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