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#501 Post by niemeyjt »

Char wrote: ↑Wed Feb 16, 2022 6:26 pmCountry file - I'm not splitting the words up as they should be split, 'cos I'd probably upset someone. :shock:
Can you ban yourself? If not, you should be safe.
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#502 Post by Char »

niemeyjt wrote: ↑Wed Feb 16, 2022 6:33 pm
Char wrote: ↑Wed Feb 16, 2022 6:26 pmCountry file - I'm not splitting the words up as they should be split, 'cos I'd probably upset someone. :shock:
Can you ban yourself? If not, you should be safe.
Seeing as this forum is a democracy and we have no moderators I suppose it's up to the forum members, if they want to ban me. :lol:
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#503 Post by Quiksilver »

If anyone needs banning, it's J for the Buddha joke! Where's the 'groan' smiley when you need it? :D
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#504 Post by niemeyjt »

My boss turned up to work today in a brand new, bright red Ferrari.

I said "Wow, that's an amazing car, it must be great to drive"

He replied "Yes, it is fantastic. And if you work hard, and if you put in all the hours you can with unpaid overtime, if you strive for excellence and help increase the company profits then I'll get another one next year."
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#505 Post by niemeyjt »

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#506 Post by niemeyjt »

I've just been told that it is the law that you have to put your dipped headlights on when it's raining in Sweden.

Just how am I supposed to know when it's raining in Sweden?
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#507 Post by Hotrodder »

Social media?
It seems to be the accepted source of all wisdom these days.
On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.
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Someone has just sent us this !
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