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Quiksilver
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Quiksilver
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- Joined: Mon Nov 01, 2021 9:18 pm
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Engineers have made a car that can run on Parsley.
Now they are hoping that they can make buses and trains run on thyme.
Now they are hoping that they can make buses and trains run on thyme.
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niemeyjt
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A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked the man why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said "I am a Father".
The little boy replied "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that".
The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many".
The boy said "My Dad has 4 boys and 4 girls and he doesn't wear his collar that way!".
The priest, getting impatient, said "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should put your trousers on backwards instead of your collar".
The little boy asked the man why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said "I am a Father".
The little boy replied "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that".
The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many".
The boy said "My Dad has 4 boys and 4 girls and he doesn't wear his collar that way!".
The priest, getting impatient, said "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should put your trousers on backwards instead of your collar".