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#531 Post by niemeyjt »

Why? My hair cells die. My brain cells die. My skin cells die. Yet my fat cells seem to have eternal life.

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#532 Post by Spectrum »

niemeyjt wrote: Sun Feb 20, 2022 3:27 pm Breaking News:

The Queen is in Windsor Castle with Covid 19.

Meanwhile, Prince Andrew is in Royal Lodge with Jennifer 14.
I put this joke on another forum and it got censored, what is wrong with people?

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#533 Post by Quiksilver »

It's the way you tell them? :D Or they're royalists....

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#534 Post by Spardo »

Perhaps because it amounts to an accusation of an action which is illegal but unproven and therefore possibly actionable as libellous against you or this forum. :|

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#535 Post by niemeyjt »

Spardo wrote: Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:20 amPerhaps because it amounts to an accusation of an action which is illegal but unproven and therefore possibly actionable as libellous against you or this forum. :|
Except, of course, he has signed the agreement part of which is said to include an end to the denials. And the age of consent in the US is 18 - so accusations of underage sex would not be libellous.

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#536 Post by niemeyjt »

Spectrum wrote: Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:08 amI put this joke on another forum and it got censored, what is wrong with people?
He is trying to slink off and reinvent himself. Jonathan Aitkin (he who was jailed for perjury) suggests he may even be able to work his way back into public life in the future.

To my mind, keeping him and his actions in the public eye by ridiculing him in this manner might do a tiny bit towards thwarting any such rehabilitation. Those censoring such jokes are simply helping Andrew.

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#537 Post by Spectrum »

Spardo wrote: Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:20 am Perhaps because it amounts to an accusation of an action which is illegal but unproven and therefore possibly actionable as libellous against you or this forum. :|
How do you know that Jennifer is not related to him and he is looking after her while her mum is out shopping, and its all very innocent.

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#538 Post by Bayleaf »

Anyhoo - supposed to be a joke section .....

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#539 Post by Pathca »

+ 1 Bayleaf

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#540 Post by niemeyjt »

My wife has just said that if I don't get off the jokes thread in France in Focus and do some of the little jobs that need doing around the house she'll slam my head on the keyboard.

But I think she's full of shifjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatynx,mzbdfkjhwejknm,dfnkjrdeewrupe[lfvdsfkm

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