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#561 Post by Hotrodder »

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On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.
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#562 Post by niemeyjt »

A hippo can run faster than a man on land and swim faster than a man in water.

This means your only chance of beating one in a triathlon is the bicycle stage.
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#564 Post by niemeyjt »

Is International Women's Day over yet?

I am starving and there are no clean plates.
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#565 Post by niemeyjt »

My doctor has asked me to take a stool sample. Should it be three-legged or four-legged?
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#566 Post by niemeyjt »

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#567 Post by Bayleaf »

Took a moment! :lol:
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#569 Post by niemeyjt »

My father used to work for the council in the roads maintenance department - until he got fired for stealing road furniture.

I could not believe it - but when I got home all the signs were there.
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#570 Post by ExMontpelliérain »

It’s not all bad news for Russian oligarchs.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity- ... e-26420087
Nous sommes nos choix.
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