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#571 Post by Bayleaf »

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Found the 6 Point Plan that bj mentioned:
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#574 Post by niemeyjt »

I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov the other day and there was a check tablecloth. It took him 2 hours to pass me the salt.

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#576 Post by niemeyjt »

I've just failed the RAF entrance exam. Apparently the bomb bay doors are not an Indian tribute band.

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#577 Post by ExMontpelliérain »

The revolution will not be televised.
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#578 Post by Hotrodder »

Don't give up your day job.
On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.

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#579 Post by niemeyjt »

Boris has found a solution to the energy crisis.

He's turned the light off at the end of the tunnel.

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#580 Post by niemeyjt »

“PUBLIC RELATIONS” is an anagram of “CRAP BUILT ON LIES”

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