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#601 Post by ajm »

Went into the garden to see OH digging in the veg plot. I said " darling, I don't like to see you struggling so I'll go and watch television. " the bruises will get better.

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#602 Post by Quiksilver »

Avec une voix très séduisante la femme demande à son mari
"As tu déjà vu 20€ tout froissés ?"
«Non» dit son mari.
Elle lui fait un petit sourire sexy, déboutonne les trois premiers boutons de son
chemisier et lentement montrant son décolleté ôte un ravissant petit soutien-gorge
push-up à 20€ et le jette sur le lit.
Il prend le soutien-gorge de 20€ et sourit d'un air approbateur.
Elle demande ensuite "As tu déjà vu 50€ tout froissés ?"
"Non" dit-il.
Elle lui fait un autre petit sourire sexy, relève sa jupe, quitte sa ravissante
culotte de soie dentelée à 50€ et la jette sur le lit.
Il prend la petite culotte à 50€ et commence à respirer un peu plus vite .
"Maintenant,"dit-elle "
As-tu jamais vu 30,000€ tout froissés ?"
"Jamais" dit-il en devenant encore plus excité et enthousiaste.
Alors elle lui dit : "Jette un œil dans le garage."

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#603 Post by ajm »

At my age I have started using Viagra - it has completely changed life in the bedroom. I now no longer roll out of bed. :o

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#605 Post by ExMontpelliérain »

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#607 Post by niemeyjt »

The universe is made of protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.

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Eew!

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#610 Post by Hotrodder »

And YUK! :?
On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.

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