Talk of a sh1tty job . . .

[niemeyjt]

Vladimir Putin's bodyguards 'collect his excrement on foreign trips and take it back with them to Moscow in dedicated briefcase to stop Western spies collecting intelligence about his health'

Russian president Vladimir Putin has his bodyguards collect his excrement while on foreign trips in a bid to stop people gathering information about his health.

A report has revealed that Putin's Federal Protection Service members are 'responsible for collecting his bodily waste' in special packets which are kept inside a dedicated briefcase until they return to Russia.

source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... oscow.html

[Hotrodder]

[ajm]

Well he is a load of shit.

[exile]

As indeed is the daily Mail.

[exile]

The one nice thought in this is that Putin cannot use a normal toilet in case some of his excrescences were to escape.

So now all of you, think about this:


Putin sat on a potty










better still think of him with constipation sat on the potty.

Not such a big man now is he?

[Bayleaf]

Would rather not think of him at all. Whenever I see a photo of him, I'm overcome with rage and uncharacteristically have very bad thoughts! (I guess I'm not alone there!)

But I have heard of something like this before.

Literally a "bag o' shite" as Paul from Coogan's Run would say!

[Wilbro]

@niemeyjt spot
Shouldn't it be a defecated briefcase?

[Sparkle]

Potty Putin

[Polarengineer]

Would be nice if the wrong briefcase turned up on his desk