With great reluctance I have agreed that someone can come and look at my 17 year old Berlingo with a view to buying it. It has been such a good and trusty friend over 13 years and nearly half a million kms, but it is now surplus to requirements and is just cluttering up the garden.
I have completed the mammoth task of clearing all my old stuff out of it, and believe me there was a helluver lot, the storage capacity of this car is prodigious. Over the years I have accumulated a great mass of blankets, donations from kind dog lovers, and many are worth keeping. But there is also a great pile of really mucky ones which can't be cleaned as they all have many rips, tears, and sodding great holes in them.
Do they go in a big bag in the rubbish bins for the garbo lorry to collect, or to the dechetterie?
Or can anybody think of another use for them? An art installation perhaps, pinned or glued to a great big board?
I wonder if Tracey Emmins would be interested.
