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#541 Post by Spardo »

Spectrum wrote: ↑Tue Feb 22, 2022 11:00 am
Spardo wrote: ↑Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:20 am Perhaps because it amounts to an accusation of an action which is illegal but unproven and therefore possibly actionable as libellous against you or this forum. :|
How do you know that Jennifer is not related to him and he is looking after her while her mum is out shopping, and its all very innocent.
I don't, but you asked a question and I gave you a possible reason in my answer. And as regards to it being a joke section, yes, that is why we are discussing a joke.
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#543 Post by niemeyjt »

I bought the book ‘Dunkirk’. It turned out to be the autobiography of William Shatner.
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#544 Post by niemeyjt »

I bought one of those smart light switches the other day - but it was too clever for me to work out how to use it.

So I took it back and swapped it for a dimmer switch.
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#545 Post by niemeyjt »

Egyptian Princes grew up knowing that their Fathers would one day be turned into Mummies.

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A bit like the Kardashians.
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#546 Post by Blaze »

I thought this was worthy of News Thump so suitable for the Joke section, even though it's not actually a joke !

"Russia is banned from Eurovision after invasion of Ukraine
After a U-turn, organisers say Russia’s inclusion could ‘bring the competition into disrepute’ "

Now that will stop Putin in his tracks, won't it ... :lol:
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radi ... of-ukraine
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#547 Post by ExMontpelliérain »

“Welcome to the AGM of the Conservative Party User Group”.
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On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.
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