Spectrum wrote: ↑Sat Dec 31, 2022 9:35 am
I personally don't like them, the police love them
Oh yes! I remember OH prosecuting an oik years ago who denied he'd been at the locus in quo at the time. Slightly problematical as he had his full name tattooed on his face.
ajm wrote: ↑Sat Dec 31, 2022 10:26 am
A guy having a pee looks at the guy next to him and says " why have you got LUDO tattooed on your willy?" He replued " when it gets excited it actually reads LLANDUDNO"
The version I heard wa "why have you got WENDY tattooed on your willy ?" the reply was "the full version is WELCOME TO BARBADOS, HAVE A NICE DAY"
Spectrum wrote: ↑Sat Dec 31, 2022 9:35 am
I personally don't like them, the police love them
Oh yes! I remember OH prosecuting an oik years ago who denied he'd been at the locus in quo at the time. Slightly problematical as he had his full name tattooed on his face.
Doesn't he look a picture of innocence, I once met an idiot with a dotted line tattooed around his neck with the phrase "cut here", pity someone didn't.
hughnique wrote: ↑Sat Dec 31, 2022 12:07 pm
Doesn't he look a picture of innocence, I once met an idiot with a dotted line tattooed around his neck with the phrase "cut here", pity someone didn't.